And now for something completly different....

My good friend came down to visit me and some friends yesterday, and he gave me a book of 108 Zen poems. The title of the book is What? Here is one of them

MOSQUITO

I've been bitten by a mosquito.

Thanks a million.

Why, I'm really alive.

Scratch, scratch.

That's it. No other comments - read into it what you will, because that's what I think you're supposed to do with them.

Enjoy!